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I just realised the timezone for this blog is set to EST – a shocking lapse considering I live within 100 metres of the Greenwich merdian.

Know why people in Greenwich are so self-centred? Because they think the world revolves around them.

Boom boom!

Further BNP laughs from BNP List

A follow up to yesterday’s post on the leaking of the BNP’s membership, which has led to no end of giggles to be had from the news and intertubes today. My radio alarm clock woke me by blaring Nick Griffin‘s voice at me which is hardly a pleasant experience at the best of times, much less at seven in the morning.

I was soon cheered by Griffin’s flailing around and trying to present the leak as some kind of PR victory for the BNP though. Perhaps Griffin should tell that to the BNP member who posted “I’m also on the list, what the fuck is going on? I could lose my job”. Just one of thousands of such comments posted on far right blogs and forums in the past 24 hours.

The day provided further lulz when I got in and found out that I was on the BNP member’s list! I think of myself as being fairly liberal so this came as something of a surprise to me. While I do get drunk enough to do things like order stamps on the internet my vodka fuelled browsing faux-pases rarely extend to joining far right political parties.

It turns out I’d been fooled by a friend using BNP List UK. I could be a bugger and play the same trick on you (the site inserts your own details in to a fake BNP member’s DB) but I’ll spare you that moment of cold panic and send you right to the page where they explain how to play this BNP prank on a friend.

So that provided a little excitement with the morning coffee, then it’s back to the news. Around lunchtime news of the first sackings started to come in – told ya – and by mid-afternoon BNP members in high places had been pinpointed all over the country. There’s even a number of Google Maps projects showing BNP memvers around the country, though I wont link to any of them directly…I might think BNP members are cunts but I don’t think they deserve the dogshit (and potentially petrol) that might come through their doors after this leak. Not most of them, anyhow.

I wish mainstream parties would have such epic screw ups more often. It’s made for a very entertaining day.

BNP loses member list; BNP members lose email addresses, social lives, jobs

The entire membership list of the British Nationalist Party has been released on line, El Reg reports. At the time of writing the list can be viewed here. Quite simply the funniest thing to happen to a fascist organisation since Hitler shot himself in the head.

Laughing at the misfortune of others isn’t a very hippy kind of thing to do, but title of this blog notwithstanding I’m not a very hippy kind of person. I must admit this news put a big grin on my face, not least at the thought of the deluge of spam now heading it’s way towards nationalist inboxs. That’ll be hassle enough but when friends and neighbours start outing them the chuckles will really start. As for the various policemen, soliders and other public servants on the list, good luck making it to Christmas without losing your jobs :)

Barter

I love it. This weekend I get to stay in a beautiful 18th Century hotel on the south coast, and all it cost me was a couple of hours of my time a little while back, helping out a lady who isn’t overly famliar with computers.

Money seems a lot less important when you’ve got stores of good will accumulating around the world.

Mitch Mitchell RIP

Mitch Mitchell, gone but not forgottenMitch Mitchell, most famous as the drummer in The Jimi Hendrix Experience, passed away in an Oregon hotel room last night.

Mitchell began his career as a child (well, teenage) actor, and went on to beat the skins for a number of Jazz combos before joining Hendrix in 1966.

Supreme showman Hendrix understandably got most of the attention in those days, but Jimi’s sister Janie sums up Mitch’s contribution: “His role in shaping the sound of the Jimi Hendrix Experience cannot be underestimated”.

RIP dude.

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