Not one of those groovy hippies, I’m more a wannabe hippy who tends to have an opinion on pretty much everything

A while ago you might remember me mentioning about a mate who was buying a penis pump. Anyway as it usually goes I haven’t seen or heard from him since he mentioned his new purchase. He was a little tipsy when he mentioned it so I guess he was a little embarrassed about it. Anyway got a call from him last night and he said it’s gone down a storm at home.

He said it was a little strange at first, slipping it on and all that, but he said that it really did work for him, he can’t say about any permanent growth but temporally it works for him.

There are expensive at around £70 but I suppose it’s cheaper than getting Viagra every other month or how ever often you would use it.

I haven’t spoken to his mrs’s about it and I reckon it would probably go down like a lead balloon, it’s not really a Sunday lunch topic. Oi love hows Johnny’s penis pump coming along

A friend of mine ask been asking really strange questions about my sex life. It all started off down the pub the other week and continued to flow into this week’s catch up aswell.

It all started off with have you seen that Golden Root in the condom machine in the bog’s. I was like yeah most places have in those machines nowadays but it’s like 5 quid compared to online where it’s often 2 quid. Anyway I found out this week, that he’s bought some from the net as he was too worried to go to the dr’s and get Viagra.

Anyway this week he tells me he has ordered a penis pump as he thinks it will keep his little fella alert for longer. Well it will probably keep it bigger but not necessarily firm haha.
They are quite expensive in my mind at £70, where as 5 minutes of embarrassment and a small prescription charge would see you with a pocket full of Viagra.

Anyway it should turn up this week, so no doubt we’ll hear about it next week, and whether his little man has exploded.

Well England’s performance yesterday was better than the previous two games, they all played with passion and like they actually wanted to be there.

Passing still wasn’t great as often there was no one there to receive, but it was a lot better than it has been.

I think not playing Hesky was a critical choice, and I think it paid off dramatically with us winning the game, ok maybe the great performance can’t be solely down to him put on the bench but it did help.

The papers are reporting on Cappello allowing the players to have a beer with him the night before the match. Well I can see giving them a less strict regime has helped them relaxed and possibly play better.

We’ve ended up playing The Germans, well we’ve beaten them before and we will again, but I don’t know how strong we could be. But they don’t seem that strong either so it could be a good chance to get a good win in.

Well nothing much has really happened to me that’s been exciting enough to talk about, but what i can tell you about is my marine tank.

A few weeks back i mentioned about my hair algae issue. Its slowly getting worse, so i decided to take a water sample to my local Marine Shop as i don’t have a phosphate test. Anyway it’s quite high, all I can think it’s going to be down to is too much frozen food and some of the silicon leaching out of the tank.

I bought a tub 100mg of RowaPhos which should hopefully help lower my Phosphate levels but I think it’s going to need to be changed regularly for a few months to get the levels right down.

I was also talking to a mate who wanted to get some retro t shirts printed so we’ve been thinking of getting a large batch of t shirt printing sorted and we would try and flog them any where we can eBay car boots things like that. We’re kind of hoping that we could get a good mark-up on them and either get some more printed up at a later date or just make enough profit to make it viable once.

I’ve had a quick look into t shirt printing companies both on and off line and it appears that buying over the net is cheaper and in a bulk of around 100/150 products

Well it’s been a busy few weeks, I managed to get a free bet account used for some political betting. We haven’t really got a new PM because, the old one resigned leaving no one in charge. I got really bored of the crap the spews from their mouths.

The weathers been lovely so I’ve managed to get a fair bit of walking in. I’ve been up on to the Moors and even travelled around last weekend and walked around some old train lines. I’ve managed to get some lovely photos with my Canon 450d but i still let it down dramaticly.

The fish tank still has hair algae growing so I can only presume that Fluval Clearmax hasn’t worked for me, in-fact my nitrates are slowly on the rise. I think I’ll be removing the Clearmax at the weekend when I get a 25% water change done.

Well the May bank holiday was bit of a mixed one really, the weather was pretty poor as the sun never really got out, which stopped us from going anywhere nice.

I saw the first trailer for Robin Hood which looks really good, it’s got Ridley Scott writing it and Russell Crowe as Robin Hood. I think it will be one of those films that’s best seen at the cinema for the full effect. I think we’ll have to get a boys outing to go and watch it.

It was water change time again for the fish tank. I’ve bought some Fuval Clearmax aswell because I’m getting a lot of hair algae, it started a few months back with hair algae growing on one rock but its slowly been spreading and even a crab has been unlucky enough to get some growth. There’s a few things that can usually cause an algae bloom.

1. Old light bulbs, sounds silly but the light colour can change with age which in time will aide algae blooms, this is why it’s recommended to change your bulbs every 6 months.

2. In a roundabout way over feeding can cause nitrates to rise which will feed the algae.

These are probably 2 of the most common issues, so I’m hoping that Clearmax will solve my problem.

The other half bought me a t shirt from an online store that offers t shirt printing; she got it made up especially for me. It says “Marine Perfectionist” not sure how often I’ll ware it but I will.

Well my Avatar Blue Ray discs turned up this morning at work and I can’t wait to get home to watch it, I’ll be able to crank the old surround sound, it’s an oldish amp as it doesn’t have HDMI but it certainly gives a good kick for its age. Since my PS3 goes through my TV i have no major need for a new amp as of yet.

I’m hoping for a nice weekend as today’s weather has been a bit lame to say the least it’s fairly warm but it’s nothing compared to how good the past few days have been.

I was a bit worried about my male clown fish last night as he was curled up in a corner of the tank, he seems ok now and is feeling well so I’ll just have to keep my eye on it. How do I know it’s the male, well in the clown fish world things are slightly different. The male clownfish is the smallest of the pair and the female is the larger and more dominant one, it’s taken about 3 months for my Female to be noticeably larger than the male. She’s a lot plumper and visibliliy longer.

There’s a few films out that I’d like to watch at the moment, The Blind Side which will also appeal to the better half, Clash Of The Titans which just looks awesome, but then there’s Up which is done by Disney Pixar. I love Pixar films and always will Finding Nemo is still one of my all-time favourites. I’ve been looking at the trailers on Youtube and it looks so funny. It’s a shame it’s only in 2D though as the few films I’ve seen recently like Avatar and Ice Age 3 where both in 3D.

Betting’s finished for a while as there are no big races on currently. So it allows me to save some cash.

Well Go Karting was ace, I qualified 3rd and ended up fifth, one of my mates was 4th and I let him through on the second lap as he was bothering me as he was right behind me. After he’d gone past I was pretty much ok and I was taking back markers left right and centre.

I got to a point where there was 3 people in front of me, I soon decided that they were all fighting for a place by the time I’d caught them up, one of them had shot of so I was tailing 2 people. I managed to get one a few corners into the lap but then as I was following the other, i was pretty much inches off his back bumper and he decided to spin and take me out in the process and little did i know that 5th place was behind me and he soon zipped past. That was the last I saw of him, i could never seem to catch him.

I ended up finishing 5th which I didn’t think it was bad at all. We should of taken some bets before the race. If the Karting place offered free bets then that would be so cool, but i suppose then they would need a gambling licence

Not sure what will be happening this week, but I suspect it will be busy !

Well the Smoke 2 Joosey that i got last week has now gone and i have just ordred some more well when i say more i mean 3 packets.

I managed to get one of my yellow tailed damsels out of my tank that was causing me problems, im hoping to get the other 2 out within a few days. I took one to the local pet shop today and they’ve put it into one of there tanks.

I’ve finally got go karting booked for saturday, got five mates going its costs around £50 each, bit steeper than most places but the tracks longer than most circuits and they are twin engined.