I’ve decided to just get some coloured contact lenses and dress as normal, I mean the coloured contact lenses are costing around £30. Hopefully I’ll be able to keep them for a few months in some contact lens solution and a case. Which means I’ll get to wear again hopefully.

It looks like F1 is going back state side over to Texas this time. The last time they raced over there was 2007. They’ve raced in loads of varying places in the states from Long Beach & California to Las Vegas & Phoenix.

The track has been designed by Hermann Tilke, he’s done loads of F1 tracks recently Valencia Street Circuit – Spain, Shanghai International Circuit – China and Bahrain International Circuit – Bahrain.

I’m nipping into my local Shops this afternoon to try and get some coloured contact lenses, if i cant find the ones that i want then i’ll have to order some off the internet this afternoon at work.

It’s typical that he had to that Button out after he’d been doing so well, and in honesty could of done with some good points to keep him closer to Lewis H who is currently on 182 compared to Buttons 147, there only 35 points in it, and getting 25 points for a win, its easy to catch up but ideally he could do with Hamilton and Webber not getting any points otherwise it will take him longer to catch up and capitalise on winning.

Theres only 6 more races with the next been at Monza so he needs to pull his finger out pretty soon. God knows why Alonso reckons he can still get the championship win when he’s on 141 points and due to here the FOTA outcome of Ferraris team order Watergate scandal “lol” before Monza.

He said it was a little strange at first, slipping it on and all that, but he said that it really did work for him, he can’t say about any permanent growth but temporally it works for him.

There are expensive at around £70 but I suppose it’s cheaper than getting Viagra every other month or how ever often you would use it.

I haven’t spoken to his mrs’s about it and I reckon it would probably go down like a lead balloon, it’s not really a Sunday lunch topic. Oi love hows Johnny’s penis pump coming along

It pretty much looks like they need to live outside. So you’d need to build something warm for the winter months, also it needs to be well ventilated. Also they need to be cleaned daily, apparently since they are a clean animal they won’t poo where they sleep, so they only do it in one spot, which makes clean it up easier.

One thing has riled me this week and it was knobby Fabio giving Becks the cold shoulder, in honesty becks has done loads for the England squad, more so than a lot of the other players, he really does play with pride. For Fabio to give him the knock off from the team via spurting it out over a TV interview.

It seems like a massive break with no F1 on a weekend but the wait is nearly over, so I’ll be glad when that’s back on TV. I love the way the BBC stream the practise sessions as well.

A friend sent me some cool pictures of the Fires that are over in Russia, well there cool as from a point of view that they look good but it must be hard for people over in Russia. I saw that people are getting worried about radiation as the fires burn close to Chernobyl.

That’s one place I’d love to visit, everyone’s seen the images of place as it is now, the massive swimming pool thats got tiles falling off and the disused fairground. There’s just something about the village WoW.

Well i think thats about it from me

Fifth Gear: Well it seems to have loads of presenters some I’ve never heard of like Tom Ford, but then its got respected racing drivers like Tiff Needell, Jason Plato and Vicki Butler-Henderson.

Not seen or heard of them then hears a few videos First up Jason Plato.

2001: BTCC 1996: Renault Spider Cup 1991: Formula Renault Eurocup those are the championships hes won. He know what hes on about when he’s taking about cars hes a proven driver. The video shows pure skill from Jason.

Tiff Needell: He looks like your dad, but has driven in varying racing formulas and can’t half power slide anycar, He drover Touring cars when they where at there best producing 500BHP. Here’s some old footage of Tiff when he presented Top Gear many years ago.

Vicki Butler-Henderson: Well she knows how to drive thats it.

Overall i feel you get more useful information from Fifth Gear over what Top Gear give you, but Top Gear is slightly funnier. I don’t particulary rate Hammond or may they are just funny-ish.

Clarkson has been in journalisum for years and has owned fast cars so he knows what joe average wants and feels from a car.

This weekend it’s the British F1 Grand Prix at Silverstone, In your face Donnington.

I can’t remember the last time that two such competent drivers both British and riving for the same team and both been either reigning world champion or ex have raced side by side. In honesty I’d like to see both drivers sitting on the front of the grid come Sunday afternoon.  But i don’t want another Vettel Webber incident where they take each other out that would just be disastrous.  Those two plonkers can keep themselves out of the way and let the British fight to the end.

I mean when webber hit Kovalainen the other week i knew straight away that he’d blame Heikki, cos its never Webbers fault. Webber said “Heikki Kovalainen took him by surprise by braking too early” come you tit he’s driving a car from the back of the grid  your car is 10x better than his, think about it arghhhh.

Anyway it would be good to see Lewis and Jenson fight to the end and see who has a better race. It would be nice to see the sun out but a bit of rain half way through would really spice things up.

If this partnership is going to boil over and get heated then it will be this weekend, if there’s any drivers preference for the team orders like pit stops I feel it should go to jenson because he’s the current champion.

It all started off with have you seen that Golden Root in the condom machine in the bog’s. I was like yeah most places have in those machines nowadays but it’s like 5 quid compared to online where it’s often 2 quid. Anyway I found out this week, that he’s bought some from the net as he was too worried to go to the dr’s and get Viagra.

Anyway this week he tells me he has ordered a penis pump as he thinks it will keep his little fella alert for longer. Well it will probably keep it bigger but not necessarily firm haha.
They are quite expensive in my mind at £70, where as 5 minutes of embarrassment and a small prescription charge would see you with a pocket full of Viagra.

Anyway it should turn up this week, so no doubt we’ll hear about it next week, and whether his little man has exploded.

Passing still wasn’t great as often there was no one there to receive, but it was a lot better than it has been.

I think not playing Hesky was a critical choice, and I think it paid off dramatically with us winning the game, ok maybe the great performance can’t be solely down to him put on the bench but it did help.

The papers are reporting on Cappello allowing the players to have a beer with him the night before the match. Well I can see giving them a less strict regime has helped them relaxed and possibly play better.

We’ve ended up playing The Germans, well we’ve beaten them before and we will again, but I don’t know how strong we could be. But they don’t seem that strong either so it could be a good chance to get a good win in.

I’ve only ordered it today so hopefully it will come with enough time to spare if not I suppose he’ll just have to wait.

It took me a few hours to find a t shirt printing company that I liked a design enough that i would order from them. I then got struck down with “What if he doesn’t like it”!

My hair algae problem is slowly getting better. Last week i did a water change and moved the RowaPhos around to stop it clumping up. I also got the old water tested and my Phosphates are definitely going down. I took all my rocks out and gave them a good scrub in the old tank water. This got the majority of the Hair algae off but over the past few days I have noticed that it’s been growing again so I think that I’ll be getting some more RowaPhos next month and probably some new light bulbs as they are around 6 months old.