A friend of mine ask been asking really strange questions about my sex life. It all started off down the pub the other week and continued to flow into this week’s catch up aswell.
It all started off with have you seen that Golden Root in the condom machine in the bog’s. I was like yeah most places have in those machines nowadays but it’s like 5 quid compared to online where it’s often 2 quid. Anyway I found out this week, that he’s bought some from the net as he was too worried to go to the dr’s and get Viagra.
Anyway this week he tells me he has ordered a penis pump as he thinks it will keep his little fella alert for longer. Well it will probably keep it bigger but not necessarily firm haha.
They are quite expensive in my mind at £70, where as 5 minutes of embarrassment and a small prescription charge would see you with a pocket full of Viagra.
Anyway it should turn up this week, so no doubt we’ll hear about it next week, and whether his little man has exploded.